Harvard College rejection letter
Comedy
Introduction
Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the college's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in dank memes or their level of swag money.
Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "Listen here, you little slanks," and end with "McGann out, drops mic." We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how fire it is. One admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure that 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire.
Additionally, we will be returning your copy of Grown Ups 2, signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you claimed it to be your greatest possession, and we don’t want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, and not from your "number four side hoe" Derek or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals.
Keywords
- Harvard College
- Rejection Letter
- Application
- GPA
- ACT Scores
- Essays
- Mixtape
- Recommendation Letters
- Enrollment
FAQ
Q: Why was the application rejected?
A: The application was rejected due to a highly competitive applicant pool and concerns over the quality of the submitted essays.
Q: Does a strong GPA and ACT score guarantee admission?
A: No, while a strong GPA and ACT score are important, they are not the only factors considered in the admission process.
Q: Can I appeal the rejection?
A: The rejection letter does not specify an appeal process, but typically, admissions decisions are final.
Q: Should I take essay writing more seriously for future applications?
A: Yes, the quality of your essays is crucial, and starting your essay inappropriately can negatively impact your application.
Q: Are unusual recommendation sources acceptable?
A: It is advisable to obtain recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors rather than informal sources.
