Reading John Wick AI Script but in Gmod
Gaming
Introduction
In a stylized parody of the John Wick universe, our protagonist, John Wick, finds himself on a quest that turns dark and humorous. The retired hitman, beloved for his relentless pursuit of vengeance, begins his journey looking for his dog. The script opens with John calling out to his four-legged companion, “Come here, dog! I love a live dog!”
Tragedy strikes when a formidable mobster mercilessly shoots John's dog, casting it into the afterlife. Distraught, John reflects, “No, that dog was like my dead wife; now it is dead like my intent.” The mobster reveals his dismissive nature, claiming, “I care not; my father is Russia!” With his beloved pet gone, John declares, “I am retiring from being retired.”
In a surreal twist, John reaches into his mouth and pulls out a pistol. The confrontation escalates as 59,000 mobsters emerge from a sleek car, assaulting John with bullets. Undeterred, John retaliates with impressive skills, gunning down 17,000 of them, amusingly noting, “They hate that.”
The chaotic scene continues as John laments the foolishness of his enemies: “Foolish! You should not have fought. You should not have brought your heads.” At this point, a horse walks by, and John seizes this opportunity, firing his weapon. However, he faces challenges as he tries to reload the horse, only to be struck by several cars.
Remarkably, John survives the car collision, rolling toward the big mobster. The banter escalates, and John defiantly states, “You are out of horse, Mr. Duck.” He then mounts the horse and, in a spectacular display, sets off a massive explosion, destroying approximately 21,000 mobsters in an over-the-top action sequence.
The horse, clearly unfazed by the chaos, continues its duties, embodying the phrase “ass horse.” The intense battle ensues, with John and the big mobster trading punches and kicks until exhaustion sets in. Sensing the need for resolution, they call for a truce.
In a surprising gesture, the big mobster hands John a dog from a nearby pet store, and John joyfully exclaims, “Okay, I love a live dog! Bye!” He walks away, clutching the dog tightly as he heads home. However, the mobster isn't out of tricks yet; as John leaves, he pulls a gun from his ear and points it at John's back. Knowing all too well the mobster's intentions, John prepares for the inevitable confrontation.
Before the intensity can resume, the scene fades into suspenseful music, leaving viewers on edge. The combination of action, dark humor, and absurdity underscores the playful twist on the iconic character of John Wick.
Keywords
- John Wick
- retired hitman
- dog
- mobster
- vengeance
- action
- explosion
- humor
- truce
FAQ
Q: What is the premise of this John Wick parody?
A: The parody follows retired hitman John Wick as he searches for his dog, only to face off against a mobster who tragically shoots the dog.
Q: How does John Wick respond to the loss of his dog?
A: John Wick becomes enraged and declares that he is retiring from his retirement, ready to seek revenge on those responsible.
Q: What comedic elements are present in the script?
A: The script includes surreal and absurd moments, like John pulling a pistol from his mouth and a horse participating in the chaos, contributing to a humorous tone.
Q: Is there a resolution in the script?
A: Yes, there is a moment of truce between John Wick and the big mobster, where the mobster offers him a new dog before attempting to ambush him again.
